Urban Sports Suffering

Which cities' fans are the longest-suffering? Which are the most overgorged? Find out who -- and why.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

NFL Playoffs Have Upstars Primed

With all the home teams winning on wild card weekend, the NFL is set up with five of its eight quarterfinalists as genuine underdogs -- albeit of different sorts -- on the sports karma scale.

Three of the eight are among the seven major title-less metropolises: San Diego (the AFC #1 seed), Indianapolis (the AFC #3 seed) and New Orleans (the NFC #2 seed). New Orleans can actually achieve a franchise milestone just by beating the Eagles in the Superdome next week: it would be the first appearance of any New Orleans team (the Saints and two NBA franchises) in its league's semifinals.

Seattle, the NFC's fourth seed is three titles below expected for the past 40 years, placing it among the top 10 most championship-starved cities as well.

And Philadelphia, the NFC's third seed, has a quadrant of its own on the Urban Sports Suffering chart with its disproportionate representation deep in the playoffs combined with its disproportionate inability to win silverware.

With Philadelphia and New Orleans meeting next weekend, at least one bona fide underdog is assured of appearing in a conference title game. And with representatives sprinkled into every divisional game, it's possible that by this time next week every city still chasing the Lombardi will be one that's never lifted it before.

Friday, December 22, 2006

99% of being a sports fan is getting kicked in the nuts

Kevin Hench names fans of damn near everybody the fans of the year.

Personally, I could have gone without this accolade:

You, the Seattle Seahawks fan, still reeling from the holding call on Sean Locklear, the phantom illegal-block-in-the-back call on a long punt return, the offensive pass interference call on Darrell Jackson and Ben Roethlisberger's non-breaking of the plane.


He forgot to mention appalling clock management. And losing Steve Hutchinson to a managerial cock-up and a poison pill. And the Madden curse.

And why are you deserving of the title, Fan of the Year? Because you'll be back for more missed calls, mistreatment and misery in 2007.


The house always wins.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Promotion and Relegation: European Football

An interesting remark in a discussion thread on Football Outsiders about "competitiveness" both economic and between the lines lays out the champions of major European football leagues since the English Premiership was formed in 1992. I'm going to steal quote at length here:

England:
1992/3: Manchester United
1993/4: Manchester United
1994/5: Blackburn Rovers
1995/6: Manchester United
1996/7: Manchester United
1997/8: Arsenal
1998/9: Manchester United
1999/2000: Manchester United
2000/1: Manchester United
2001/2: Arsenal
2002/3: Manchester United
2003/4: Arsenal
2004/5: Chelsea (post-Abramovich)
2005/6: Chelsea
2006/7: League ongoing; Manchester United lead by a game from Chelsea. (after Chelsea coughed up a draw against Arsenal today, it's just one -ed.)

The same time period in Italy’s Serie A:
1992/3 – AC Milan
1993/4 – AC Milan
1994/5 – Juventus
1995/6 – AC Milan
1996/7 – Juventus
1997/8 – Juventus
1998/9 – AC Milan
1999/2000 – Lazio
2000/1 – Roma
2001/2 – Juventus
2002/3 – Juventus
2003/4 – AC Milan

…and Spain’s La Liga:
1992/3 Barcelona
1993/4 Barcelona
1994/5 Real Madrid
1995/6 Atlético Madrid
1996/7 Real Madrid
1997/8 Barcelona
1998/9 Barcelona
1999/2000 Deportivo La Coruna
2000/1 Real Madrid
2001/2 Valencia
2002/3 Real Madrid
2003/4 Valencia
2004/5 Barcelona
2005/5 Barcelona

That's the end of what's liberated from FO ... but to expand the theme, here are the German Budesliga champions

1992/3 Werder Bremen
1993/4 Bayern Munich
1994/5 Borussia Dortmund
1995/6 Borussia Dortmund
1996/7 Bayern Munich
1997/8 F.C. Kaiserslautern
1998/9 Bayern Munich
1999/00 Bayern Munich
2000/1 Bayern Munich
2001/2 Borussia Dortmund
2002/3 Bayern Munich
2003/4 Werder Bremen
2004/5 Bayern Munich
2005/6 Bayern Munich

... and in the top Dutch league ...

1993-94 Ajax
1994-95 Ajax
1995-96 Ajax
1996-97 PSV Eindhoven
1997-98 Ajax
1998-99 Feyenoord
1999-00 PSV Eindhoven
2000-01 PSV Eindhoven
2001-02 Ajax
2002-03 PSV Eindhoven
2003-04 Ajax
2004-05 PSV Eindhoven
2005-06 PSV Eindhoven

Pretty amazing. Association football is organized as interlocking tiers of clubs; every year, the best teams in lower tiers are promoted and the worst in upper tiers relegated. It's a system with considerable class mobility at least in the middle sections: on a good or bad run, teams can go from contending for the championship to playing a few steps above a weekend beer league. It creates a lot of interim rewards other than championships for teams to aspire to, which keeps a lot more legitimate on-the-field interest going late into seasons.

But since it's not a closed cartel of owners, there's no framework to arrange field-leveling measures like revenue sharing. It's as if the New York Yankees were totally unconstrained by any consideration of whether the Kansas City Royals could stay competitive -- if they go down, just bring up the Durham Bulls next year.

At least, that's one made-up story. It could just be that futbol is more dynasty-friendly.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

All a Matter of Perspective

The Houston Dynamos win the Major League Soccer title on penalty kicks, "the first major title brought to the city since the Comets won the WNBA in 2000."

(Although to be fair, that assertion doesn't actually seem to appear in the link it's ascribed to.)

By the way, the Chron link's very url flashes that Houston "Clutch City" moniker. Pth. Houston is well below average in league semifinal appearances, league titles ... and in converting semifinals into titles.

At least for the major sports.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

St. Louis Wins, Baltimore Loses

Congratulations to the St. Louis Cardinals -- winners of the first championship since this site went live (in a contest between the two most unsafe cities in the U.S.). Though your author has no stake in the Cardinals, it was a gratifying result. Poorly as the Tigers have played over the past two decades, Detroit fans get no sympathy here in view of the Pistons' and Red Wings' six titles since 1988. St. Louis, meanwhile, was the only one of the cities among the league pennant finalists with fewer championships than expected.

It was, to be sure, a storybook season for the Tigers until the denouement. A couple years back, when the Cubs and pre-championship Red Sox nearly made the World Series together, I had a friend say that it was fitting that when the one failed to do so, the other failed as well -- since, joined in misery, they ought to be there together. But I didn't hear any regret from Red Sox nation that their drought was broken by anticlimactically blowing out these selfsame Cardinals the next season.

It's a zero-sum game and every team has its own story. The opportunities are few and far between, and for the true believers, every title is beautiful. Many a storybook has ended thus, and those who smash glass slippers don't tend to make apologies.

The methodology here was to look at the last 40 years' worth of championships for the four major pro sports leagues, and I did press a little to get this up before baseball headed into the playoff stretch. What I've done here specifically is for each calendar year to count the season that began during that year. The study starts in 1966, so the 1966 baseball season is the earliest season included.

So, in the moving 40-year window, St. Louis picks up a championship while the Baltimore Orioles -- who swept the favored L.A. Dodgers in the '66 World Series -- lose one. That pulls both St. Louis (formerly -1.79 championships against expected) and Baltimore (a tenuously back-weighted +2.04 championships above expected) towards the mean. Cold comfort for the City of Arches: St. Louis won the 1967 World Series, so unless the Cardinals defend their title -- or the Rams or Blues do something unexpected -- they'll give back that advance this time next year.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Urban Sports Suffering: 1966-2006





ATLANTA – October 28, 1995. Tom Glavine and Dennis Martinez toe the rubber at Fulton County Stadium, brilliantly matching pitch for pitch as the Atlanta Braves and Cleveland Indians duel for sports immortality.

Not the World Series – or rather, not just the World Series.

On this night, though neither team knows it, it is the loser that enters the annals of athletic history: the most woebegone urban sports landscape in North America.




Sports radio talk jock Steve Czaban has a saying: 99% of being a sports fan is getting kicked in the nuts.

If that overstates things, it's not by all that much. The NFL now has 32 teams; the other three major sports (MLB, NBA and NHL) have 30 each. There's only one title to award per league per year. The raw mathematics mean that only once every generation and a half should a team expect to end its season without disappointment, and that's without reckoning on expansion. Even for big cities with several teams, it's easy for a decade, or a generation, to whisk past without any of them in a ticker-tape parade.

Czaban's bon mot contrasts with a well-worn media trope of championship week anywhere: that a team has won, or is playing for, its “first championship since [year].” Quite often, the year in question is considerably less distant than one which would indicate an actual drought.

For instance, the New York Giants in Super Bowl XXXIV (2000) were widely reported to have made their “first Super Bowl since 1990.” But in an NFC that grew during that time from 14 to 16 teams, a 10-year wait between title games is no wait at all.

During the nine years between Scott Norwood going wide right and Kerry Collins going wide-eyed, most of the NFC's members didn't have even a single shot at the big game.

Want a real wait? Ask Cleveland.

On that October night, David Justice's sixth-inning home run plated the only run in a 1-0 pitchers' duel, cementing Atlanta's only major sports title ever at the expense of Cleveland's first chance for a championship in any sport in what was then 30 years ... a drought that has since stretched to more than 40.

But is Cleveland really the worst of the worst ... the most victory-starved sports landscape in the country?

I've examined not only championships won but championships lost and semifinal appearances for all teams in all four major sports leagues from the 1966-67 seasons onward in an attempt to capture a representative portrait of which city's fans are getting over – and which are icing their groins.

Methodology

For each season,* every team is given an “expected final four appearance” score based on the size of the conference or league it competes in. For instance, in 2005, there were 16 teams in baseball's National League and 14 in the American League.

Therefore, the Philadelphia Phillies (an NL club) had a 2 in 16 (0.125) likelihood of playing for the NL pennant, while the Toronto Blue Jays (an AL club) had a 2 in 14 (0.143) likelihood of playing for the AL pennant.

Each then had half that likelihood of playing in the World Series, and half once again of winning the World Series.

A series of these fractional scores for all major pro teams that competed in the city** during the past forty years gives a statistical estimate of the number of times each city should have played for and won a title. The urban-area metric is meant to capture a broader barometer of sports fans' happiness – and one that is slightly more statistically meaningful than the exploits of a single team, an impossibly small sample size.

The results for every city participating in enough seasons to have a minimum of one expected championship are plotted in the chart at top.

The x-axis measures whether the city has had more or fewer semifinal appearances than expected (that is, whether it has contending franchises frequently); the y-axis measures whether the city has had more or fewer championships than expected; and the line with a slope of 1/4 tracks expected conversions of semifinals into championships (cities above the line are more "clutch" with their semifinal chances; cities below the line "choke").

The extreme populations are visibly apparent.


Les Miserables

We begin our tour in the lower left-hand quadrant, where five cities -- Cleveland, Atlanta, Buffalo, Seattle and San Diego -- have ensconced themselves as the losingest sports markets in the land.

Cleveland is, indeed, the worst of the worst, with a world-beating -4.42 titles vs. expected. Ever since the Browns' 1964 NFL championship, the City of Bridges has populated other cities' highlight reels with Cleveland heartbreak, from “The Drive” and “The Fumble” to Michael Jordan's fist-pumping playoff game-winner as Craig Ehlo crumples into the hardwood.
It's been in barely half the 17 or 18 semifinals its vintage would suggest, and the only two finals appearances -- by the 1995 and 1997 Indians, the team's first pennants in 40 years -- yielded World Series rings for the perpetually underachieving Atlanta Braves and an expansion team against whom the Indians held a ninth-inning lead in game seven.

The '95 World Series spares Atlanta the ignominy, but it's essentially every bit as dreadful as Cleveland -- and because Atlanta has four major sports teams to Cleveland's three, it will actually surpass Cleveland in the “titles below expected” metric in 2012, assuming the four leagues remain essentially the same, and neither city bumbles into a ring in the meantime.

Buffalo is also close on Cleveland's heels for heartbreak, albeit of an entirely different character. The city's two current franchises, the Bills and the Sabres, have made their sports' finals six times between them, just about the city's expected haul. Defying all probability, they have lost every one of those six – a 1-in-64 chance on a coin-flip probability.

Apart from Buffalo only San Diego, at 0-for-3, has more than two finals appearances in the last 40 years without tasting glory at least once. But San Diego's real problem is fielding contenders at all: with only five final four appearances against 13.62 expected, it's underperformed its allotment even more egregiously than Cleveland.

Seattle is buoyed by a 27-year-old NBA title, but in the years since the city's three franchises have blown eight "final four" bids, not to mention the seemingly title-bound '93-'94 Sonics' stunning first-round loss to the eighth-seeded Denver Nuggets.


Paradise Cities

Diametrically opposite the dogs, we find a quintent of colossi in the upper quadrant gobbling up sports titles.

In eighteen of the forty years considered here, at least one New York+ franchise has won its league's title. Those teams have a combined winning percentage of around .600 in both the semifinal and final rounds, and the fact that advertisers love this is purely coincidental.

In addition to that long-awaited (and very much advertised) World Series title, Boston has swilled seven NBA titles, two Stanley Cups and three of the last five Super Bowls during our forty-year window. In more than three-quarters of the years in question, at least one Boston team has been in its sport's quarterfinals, including a jaw-dropping twenty-five out of twenty six years consecutively from 1966 to 1991. So what gives with the breastbeating, Beantown?

One of the hilarious features of Super Bowl XL was the suggestion that Pittsburgh fans, a quarter-century removed from winning four Super Bowls in six years, had a horse in the long-sufferingness race against Seattle, making its first appearance in the game in thirty forgettable seasons. Despite a poor 10-17 record in Final Four matches, the Steelers, Penguins and Pirates are an astounding 9-1 in title bouts.

Montreal and Edmonton are essentially one-sport towns that have fielded (if that's the word) hockey dynasties. The Canadiens' ten titles come on only 15 semifinals appearances (the Expos also showed up once), making it the most efficient (or lucky) city at converting chances into bragging rights.



Chokers

Philadelphians are among the most stentorian of frustrated fandom, always ready to remind the viewing public that the '83 76ers made the most recent contribution to the civic trophy case.

Actually, in the 40-year view, the city is only slightly below par for expected titles ... but remarkable for its ability to churn out championship-caliber teams in every sport (its ratio of championship game appearances to expected appearances is an impressive 4 to 3) without garnering titles. Philly franchises are 5-13 in title games/series, and working on a seven-set losing streak to which each has contributed:

The 1983 Phillies
The 1984-85 Flyers
The 1986-87 Flyers
The 1993 Phillies
The 1996-97 Flyers
The 2000-01 76ers
The 2004-05 Eagles

Less exhibitionistic in their despair, Minnesotans have likewise had more than their share of contenders but made like Walter Mondale on the big stage. They make the title round in only 36% of their semifinal appearances and win it all in only 25% of their finals appearances. That's a painful 8.9% conversion rate of semifinals into titles. Every other city with twenty or more semifinals appearances has at least five championships. No other city with such a deficit of titles earned is actually in positive territory for semifinal berths.

Adding insult to injury, Minnesota has gifted other locales with big winners that should have been theirs: the Lakers, whose legend bestrides the sporting scene while their name harkens to their Midwestern roots; hockey's North Stars, who, after falling short in six semifinals appearances, relocated to a city where ice is only found in sweet tea and lifted the Stanley Cup as the Dallas Stars five years later; and the early 90's Cowboys dynasty, founded on the king's ransom of draft picks heisted from the Vikings in the Herschel Walker deal.

Indianapolis is heading in that direction with the television-punching combination of good teams and a proclivity for bungling golden opportunities: the Pacers lost in the Eastern Conference finals in both the seasons Michael Jordan spent playing minor-league baseball, and in the first season after his second retirement; the 2005 Colts, a mere month after threatening an undefeated season, gagged away a home game against Pittsburgh and the likelihood of steamrolling through the Super Bowl.



Opportunist

The opposite pattern -- subpar production of contenders with unusually high production of titles -- has only one notable exhibit, Detroit.

Though each has a proud history, the Tigers (a brilliant one-year championship team in 1984, but no other World Series appearances since 1968) and the Lions (only one conference championship appearance since its last NFL crown in 1957) seem bonded in ineptitude and have held Detroit to nearly six fewer semifinals than expected. But keep the car insurance paid up, because the Pistons and Red Wings both show a discernible ability to close out on top: they're 9-7 in semifinals series, and 6-3 in the finals, giving Detroit +1.2 banners for the rafters.



Other Notes

Milwaukee/Green Bay looks pretty Middle-America average, but the moving 40-year window is about to send it to commiserate with Cleveland. Since the 1970 Bucks added a coda to the Lombardi era trophy haul, Wisconsin teams have made only four trips to their sports' finals and won only Super Bowl XXXI.

Chicago is the sample's most extreme test of the proposition that one franchise's triumphs redeem another's failures: six of its eight championships are Michael Jordan's 1990's Bulls, the most dominant single dynasty in the survey period. But the rest of the city? The Cubs are approaching a full century since their 1908 World Series title and Hockey's Blackhawks haven't kissed Lord Stanley since 1961. Even the two titles earned by non-Bulls franchises are shrouded in bleakness: the 2005 White Sox broke an 88-year World Series drought; and the 1985 Bears failed to establish a dynasty while capturing the team's only NFL title since 1963.

Tampa (Super Bowl and Stanley Cup in an 18-month span earlier this decade) and Denver (two NFL and two NHL titles in the period of five calendar years from 1996 to 2001) are both "new money" -- longtime paupers all of a sudden made respectable.

New Orleans is the only large city with a rolled-over odometer: zero titles, zero title game appearances, zero semifinal appearances.

The L.A. Lakers are a staggering 18-4 in conference finals, though only 9-9 in NBA finals. Their NBA bete noir, the Celtics, are the second-most heavily represented semifinal participant, and while only 9-8 in the conference finals, they're 7-2 in the finals. Outside the seemingly dynasty-friendly NBA, the Dallas Cowboys (16), Montreal Canadiens (15) and New York Yankees (12) lead their respective sports for semifinal appearances. The Portland Trail Blazers have exactly six expected semifinal appearances and exactly three expected finals appearances, and have delivered exactly both those numbers.




*For the first three years of this survey, the World Series was played between the regular-season winners of the two different leagues. Because the “final four” concept gets at an essential metric of “competitiveness” used in this study, I've treated the second-place teams in the league during those seasons as the losing semifinalists, even though they did not participate in the postseason. In the case of the 1967 American League, there was a second-place tie between Minnesota and Detroit, which is reflected in this data as 0.5 semifinal appearances for each city.

**In an attempt to group teams geographically, I've had to make some subjective determinations about which areas constitute a single urban zone and which do not.

+I've considered all New York and New Jersey teams as part of a single metropolitan area – hockey's New Jersey Devils, New York Islanders and New York Rangers; basketball's New York Knicks and New Jersey Nets; football's New York Jets and New York Giants; and baseball's New York Yankees and New York Mets. Needless to say, New York is in a class of its own for size and diversity – and for a diehard follower of any one of these teams, success by their sport's opposite number might taste like ash in the mouth. But while there may be a clear distinction between Mets and Yankees fans, it doesn't map consistently onto Jets and Giants fans, or Rangers and Islanders fans (there's a better case to be made for separating New Jersey teams, which I'll probably do in a future version). The inherent complication posed by Gotham's glorious messiness is lessened by the observation that every single New York/New Jersey team has played in their sports' respective finals during the study period, and only the Nets have failed to win at least once. It's safe to say New Yorkers as a whole or in any collection of subcategories are doing better than average.



















Most Championship-Starved Cities

(by Number Below Expected)
CityExpectedActualVariance
Cleveland4.420-4.42
Atlanta5.271-4.27
Buffalo3.540-3.54
San Diego3.400-3.40
Minneapolis
St. Paul
5.142-3.14
Seattle3.801-2.80
Houston4.312-2.31
Indianapolis4.420-1.92
Vancouver1.880-1.88
Phoenix2.821-1.82




















Most Championship-Starved Cities

(by Percent Below Expected, Min. 1 Expected)
CityExpectedActualPct.
Cleveland4.4200%
Buffalo3.4000%
San Diego3.5400%
Indianapolis1.9200%
Vancouver1.8800%
New Orleans1.7300%
Salt Lake City1.0300%
Atlanta5.27119%
Seattle3.80126%
Phoenix2.82135%



















Most Championship-Glutted Cities

(by Number Above Expected)
CityExpectedActualVariance
New York
(incl. New Jersey)
13.3421+7.66
Montreal3.3910+6.61
Boston6.8513+6.15
Edmonton1.125+3.88
Los Angeles9.5313+3.47
Pittsburgh4.808+3.20
Oakland4.478+2.53
Baltimore2.965+2.04
Dallas4.036+1.97
San Antonio1.173+1.83



















Most Championship-Glutted Cities

(by Percent Above Expected, Min. 1 Expected)
CityExpectedActualVariance
Edmonton1.125448%
Montreal3.3910295%
San Antonio1.173257%
Boston6.8513190%
Pittsburgh4.808188%
Miami2.915172%
Baltimore2.965169%
New York
(incl. New Jersey)
13.3421157%
Oakland4.477157%
San Francisco3.325151%